taccone:

today my ap physics teacher read us cat in the hat and it was honestly the quietest my class have been the whole year

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Chicken nuggets are okay

punkbread:

i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits

danceycorpse:

condescendingchristian:

this pic honestly says it all

I don’t know what I expected

(Source: poledancing4jesus)

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told